Category: Joke Board
Only In America:
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do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER ...
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
excellent.
WOW! so freaking true lol very well done i must say.
An oldy but a goody. Very clever.
Loved the Only In America ones best.
Some of them I have answers for, but very humorous Raven, applauds.
so true
lol; love it!!